haggerty jones and digital personality

Flowers

Flowers   There must be a million different types: Zinnias, Orchids, Lilacs, Tulips, Daffodils, And the list goes on. They all have a purpose. Color clarifies their pe…

Torment: A Monologue

Torment "I'll tell you what my problem is.  I hear voices...that's as simple as I can put it.  Bad ones.  Evil. It's not good, and it's been a lon…

Merkin

Widdershins

Widdershins - adverb - in a direction contrary to the sun's course; considered unlucky or to the left; counter clockwise "It is said that demons approach the …

You Remember them!

Burning Down the House Talking Heads W hat could be better than this performance

WORDNERD ALERT! Deipnosophist

Deipnosophist - noun - a person skilled at table talk "Politicians, comedians, and writers may be the ultimate deipnosophists." "My loquacious girlfriend …

This is comedy. . .

Comic

Material Introduction Applause “Enough already.   That’s like the longest orgasm of my life.   So what can I tell you?   Let’s start with Facebook and every othe…

Get That Vocab Up! Bilious - adjective - 2)   ill tempered "When I don't get my way in the bedroom with my girlfriend, I become quite argumentative and biliou…

My Jesus Thing

My Jesus Thing

The Life and Times of a Stoner

SNL commercial parody

Come Get Some

I've Been Listening to the Blues Now

Hola, Hello, Ciao, Bonjour, I must admit that it's been a little time.   The last thing I wrote you related to my recent blood clot diagnosis.   I was excited for …

Glabrous

Get That Vocab Up! Glabrous - adjective - (of the skin)-free from hair--smooth "After shaving their private parts, porn stars boast glabrous genitalia." "…

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