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WORDNERD ALERT! Deipnosophist

Deipnosophist - noun - a person skilled at table talk "Politicians, comedians, and writers may be the ultimate deipnosophists." "My loquacious girlfriend …

This is comedy. . .

Comic

Material Introduction Applause “Enough already.   That’s like the longest orgasm of my life.   So what can I tell you?   Let’s start with Facebook and every othe…

Get That Vocab Up! Bilious - adjective - 2)   ill tempered "When I don't get my way in the bedroom with my girlfriend, I become quite argumentative and biliou…

My Jesus Thing

My Jesus Thing

The Life and Times of a Stoner

SNL commercial parody

Come Get Some

I've Been Listening to the Blues Now

Hola, Hello, Ciao, Bonjour, I must admit that it's been a little time.   The last thing I wrote you related to my recent blood clot diagnosis.   I was excited for …

Glabrous

Get That Vocab Up! Glabrous - adjective - (of the skin)-free from hair--smooth "After shaving their private parts, porn stars boast glabrous genitalia." "…

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Wordnerd

Pejorative - adjective - expressing disapproval "The mother's pejorative remarks regarding her daughter's fiance could not be ignored." Again, this is …

DVT's & Stupid People

It's ineluctable.   I am not in charge of a sexy, thrilling, exotic life.  It's been 20 years since I had sex . . . with a girl.  That's something else to di…

The Cat's Pajamas

Cat's Pajamas - noun - a phrase used to express a desirable or adorable thing or person "That young unmarried girl at the soiree last night was the cat's …

El Camino Hacia el Caos

The Road to Chaos

Trichechus

North Captiva Island

Lickspittle

Lickspittle - noun - a person who behaves obsequiously to those in power "The dominatrix I hired, Dora the Explorer, quickly turned me into her sexual lickspittle…

Becoming

Becoming The ghost of you still enchants The ancient ruins of my soul. I cannot stop this, I cannot help this, This  that has us faltering Has become our deformity. It…